|Full Name||Lazlo Valentin|
|Base of Operations||Gotham City|
|Affiliations||Circus of Strange|
|Voice Actor||Dwight Schultz|
|First Appearance||Batman #666|
Lazlo Valentin was a gifted scientist who suffered a schizophrenic break, which caused him to develop a deranged new persona named Professor Pyg. Pyg formed the Circus of Strange, began to tour the country, and left a string of mysterious missing persons cases in the wake. An obsessive perfectionist, Pyg used identity-destroying drugs and invasive surgery on his victims to create a genderless lobotomized human known as Dollotrons.
Unlike other villains who could be rehabilitated, Pyg would likely be executed as there is no hope of him regaining his sanity.
Lazlo Valentin was obsessed with making himself and people "perfect" after he was berated by his parents that he wasn't "perfect" or "wasn't good enough" to please them. As an adult, Lazlo was a gifted scientist, but after he suffered a schizophrenic breakdown, Valentin believed that people must have their uniqueness removed if they were to be perfect the way that he envisioned. After he took up the deranged persona of Professor Pyg, Lazlo became the ringmaster of the Circus of Strange, where he would tour the country, lure victims of all ages to his show, and turn them into his Dollotrons via surgery and brain-altering chemicals and drugs, "perfecting" them as he saw it. The end result was organic robots with doll masks that were grafted onto their faces, their genitals presumably removed, and were unable to feel or think. Those that Pyg could not "fix" were simply killed and tossed out like trash.
During his time as ringmaster, Pyg constructed a crudely made iron maiden with a female mannequin head that was attached to it, and called it his "mother of nails" as a macabre tribute to his mother. Eventually, Pyg conceived a son, Janosz. It's implied that he was born from a rape victim and Pyg had her either killed or turned into a Dollotron when she refused to be with him. At one point, Pyg turned the young son of a rich man named O'Neil into a Dollotron, and when O'Neil brought a suitcase of money to release him, Pyg refused to let the boy go, and had his Dollotrons, including O'Neil's son, capture him and prep him for surgery.
The Perfect Crime
Batman finds six victims strung up like dressed deer in various places throughout Gotham City with opera music that played on loop through speakers that were placed next to the bodies. Because the process of turning them into Dollotrons had corrupted their DNA and destroyed their fingerprints, Batman had to use his Deep Tissue Scanner to look for any distinguishing features to identify them in the Missing Persons Database. All the victims had similar traits: troubled pasts, went through surgery prior to being kidnapped, had scars on them from accidents, genetic deformities, and they all went missing at fairgrounds and parks around the country; all of which were where the Circus of Strange had stopped on its route. Alfred found only one associated name involved with the circus: Lazlo Valentin, who leased a beauty salon in Gotham, the Pretty Dolls Parlor, but the lease had expired before construction began on Wayne International Plaza. Alfred also told Batman to proceed with caution with Valentin, because he was mentally unstable, even by Gotham standards.
Pyg was interrupted in one of his experiments by Batman, who demanded that he release all of his prisoners from his Monster Machine. Pyg refused and turned his Dollotrons upon Batman before he joined in the fight, and threw knives at him while he sang crazy song lines as the Opera music played on. After Batman had defeated them all, he threw Pyg over the surgical bed, took him down with one punch that caused the bed to collapse and broke his pig mask.
Batman took Pyg to the GCPD Lockup, taunting him that hanging up his failed dollotrons like hunting trophies is what got him caught (as the remaining unique features lead Batman to figuring out who they were and where they went missing). Pyg bemoaned on how his mother would be very disappointed in him. Pyg sickened Deacon Blackfire, Two-Face, Penguin, Azrael, and Riddler. However, Deathstroke offered to recommend Pyg to someone who skinned enemies and turned them into wallets.
Lazlo Valentin can be assumed to have been respected for his surgical skills up to and until his breakdown, however with his parents' constant belittling of him and how he wasn't 'perfect' enough to please them affected him into adulthood until he finally cracked, becoming a psychotic freak that in terms of insanity was on a whole different level than Gotham's criminal element in general (who were themselves not sane).
As Professor Pyg he is a deranged perfectionist who sees everything as something that can be made 'better' and 'perfect', becoming obsessed with perfection and is incredibly unstable as a result of his breakdown, though this didn't hamper is intelligence to an extent as he was able to use the Circus of Strange as a cover for his crimes. He is also something of an opera buff and would sing it even while he was doing surgery on his victims, though he himself was more of an amateur at opera, indicating some delusion of his singing skills.
Because none of his victims were found (most likely turned into Dollotrons and imprisoned at the Circus of Strange) Pyg could have easily gotten away with his actions, but his obsession caused him great frustration as he couldn't complete his work on six individuals he had kidnapped as they had tattoos, previous surgeries or other imperfections that, in his own words made him feel sick as he could do nothing to make them perfect in his mind, this caused him to string up six of his victims around Gotham, where Batman eventually found them and then him.
In his Audio Files it's revealed Pyg has a son and had left the files for him so he wouldn't be alone, even as unstable as he was it's shown he loves his son deeply, considering him perfect. Pyg reveals later on that if he hadn't stopped his mother she would have killed Pyg's son and mother, showing the love he has for his son. Pyg also talks about the boy's mother, despite not remembering her name or how they met at least some remaining part of him does remember his feelings for her, and like his son comments on how she was perfect, being dismayed to see what his mother had done to her later on, commenting that 'the nails had done their work', and no matter how hard he worked he couldn't restore her beauty, and implies he had to mercy kill the boy's mother after so many months of trying to help her. However, because of his unstable frame of mind it's not known how truthful Pyg's account of his son's mother really is.
Despite both parents having belittled him it seems it's his mother whose words affected Pyg the most, sometimes calling her Mother Goat and had said that along with making him feel sick his six victims made her angry, suggesting he might suffer from hallucinations of his mother even if she isn't there.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! The Circus of Strange is coming to a town near you! Never before has such a host of talented performers gathered in one place, to amaze and entertain! Be astounded by Big Top! Is it a man, is it a woman? Who knows, but I guarantee it's the most gigantically grotesque assortment of flesh you have ever seen! Be dumbfounded by the acrobatic oddity that is Siam! Stare open mouthed as these conjoined triplets defy the limits of the human body and its imagination! And last and by no means least, be stunned and horrified by the combustible wonder that is Phosphorus Rex! Folks, you gotta see it to believe it! Come and join us and you'll never look at the world the same way again!
Janosz, my dearest son, my perfect child, I make these recordings so you are not alone, so that you know daddy loves his son. Daddy loves his little Pyg! The circus has traveled far and we have brought joy to many sad people. They join us now like a big family, growing week by week! Now they feel no pain, they know nothing of misery. I call them my Dollotrons. To each new home, we move at night, finding a fresh patch of earth to inhabit. Secret places in forgotten parts of town, ugly wastelands where the locals stumble unawares into our candy-stripe tent. The Dollotrons are the first to greet them with open arms and perfect faces! The climax of the show is when I take them to see mother! Oh, I tell you, they are amazed by my imagination, confounded by my dexterity as each is transformed into a beautiful work of art! But, mother is hard to please! She wants more, always more, never satisfied, always driving me to work harder, to obtain perfection! And I will! Night has drawn its curtains yet again and the circus moves on, our numbers swollen, to a different patch of Earth. On the dark horizon, the building tops glimmer, the heat and smog of industry shroud the den of criminals and beasts. Gotham is her name! Janosz, I tell you, the circus has come home!
My dear Janosz, it is time you learned the truth about your mother, your real mother. I remember not her name, nor how she found me wallowing in that pit of despair. Like an angel, she swept into my turvey world, dragged me screaming from shapeless chaos and wrapped me into her arms. She was a beauty, Janosz. A masterpiece, perfect in every way. Until mother goat found her. Imagine my horror when I emerged from that dreamy soup and discovered what she'd done. Placenta face, gorgon smile, ribbons of fractured flesh. The nails had done their work, but, by then, my seed was already sewn. Your life already begun. Mother would have killed you both had I not stopped her, saved you from her rage. Day and night I worked, month after month, sculpting her loathsome clay to recapture the beauty that saved me that night. The night of your creation. She clung to me as you grew, as I toiled to make her love again, but nothing pleased mother goat! Nothing! I did all I could to fix her, to make her perfect, but by the time you came along, I couldn't even look upon the spoiled canvas that was her face. I couldn't let that be the face that greeted you in this world. I had to end it, Janosz! For you! For mother! She left me no choice.
- "Pyg make it all better. Pain is just the body's way of saying thank you!" (Dollotron)
- "Here comes the choo choo!" (Dollotron)
- "Almost finished, my darling! Almost...perfect!" (Dollotron)
- "Oh no, no, no, no, no! Pyg not ready yet. She's all unique and wrong. All messed up, inside out. Pyg make her better! Pyg make all of us better!"
- "But Pyg can fix you too! Make you perfect! Like the others!"
- "And what are you?"
- "Bad, bad, bad. Pyg is like clay. Pyg is like God. Pyg is here to fix us all!"
- "That's it, my darling! Show him how perfect you are!"
- "Pyg make you invincible! Perfect and invincible! Dollotron feel no pain!"
- "Rise up, my precious! He cannot keep you down!"
- "Encore! Encore! Show him how perfect you are!"
- "Pyg coming for you Bat! Coming to make you perfect!"
- "There's no perfection without a little pain!"
- "Pyg make you one of us!"
- "Destroy him! So daddy can rebuild him!"
- "Fix him, my darling! Make him perfect!"
- "Oh, that's it! That's it! You're perfect!"
- "On your feet, my precious! Yes! Yes!"
- "Kill! Kill! Make daddy proud!"
- "Yes! Yes! Daddy! Perfect!"
- "Yes, my lovely! Yes!"
- "Bring him to daddy!"
- "Let me fix you!"
- "Just you and Pyg now!"
- "Where are you taking me? Pyg go back to his Circus!"
- "Pyg doesn't hurt, Pyg heals, Pyg fixes… My Dollotrons are works of art!"
- "Not death... Pyg makes life worth living!"
- "Too broken for Pyg to make better... too imperfect... They make mother angry... make Pyg feel sick..."
- "No... not fail..."
- "Pyg show you sick... Hmm, like to see?"
- "Don't... Don't lock Pyg away, mother won't be pleased..."
- "Pyg not good enough. Never good enough! So close until you stopped me. I can do better. So much better! It could have been so perfect!"
- "It's not too late for you, Batman. Pyg is an artist. I can make a maiden from a monkey. A model from a miscreant. A beauty from a bat."
- "No, no, no! Pyg has so much more to give. Come...show me what's under that mask. I can still fix you. Make you perfect. Pyg can take all the pain away. You'll see!"
- "Pyg wants a hug! Pyg wants to feel the nails in his chest!"
- "Oh mommy! Are you upset? Pyg tried his best, Pyg tried to help them!"
- "Hungry! Hungry! Hungry like a goat..hungry like a rat!"
- "Lock Pyg away and forget about him! Still so much to do, so much to improve! You could have been a perfect little Bat, so beautiful!"
- "Where are my Dollotrons? My perfect creations...Are you treating them well? They will be frightened without their Pyg."
- "Pyg feels sick, riddles no tricks..." (Riddler)
- "Pyg can make Harvey right again! Dent can be a dolly!" (Two-Face)
- "Mommy! Mommeeeeee!" (Penguin)
- "Pyg on the cross, Pyg with nail, Pyg on cross, Pyg with nail!" (Deacon Blackfire)
- "There is no God but mother! Mommy makes everything better!" (Azrael)
- "Beauty is Pyg's specialty! Pyg can make you young again! Pyg can soften the scars!" (Deathstroke)
Game Over Line
- "Pyg happy, Pyg glad, Pyg gets to play with flesh, make it look pretty after death!" *snorts*
- Professor Pyg almost always refers to himself in the third person.
- Professor Pyg got his name from the play, Pygmalion, which reflected in the character's desire to transform people into an idealized state.
- Pygmalion itself is named after a sculptor in Greek mythology who crafted a statue of a woman out of ivory and fell in love with it, in which eventually the statue would then in turn come to life. A similar trait was used with Pyg and his Dollotrons albeit in a much more disturbing and sinister fashion.
- Pyg's creator, Grant Morrison, described him as "one of the weirdest, most insane characters that's ever been in Batman. We hear a lot about Batman facing crazy villains, but we tried to make this guy seem genuinely disturbed and disconnected". That was also alluded to in-game twice: first, when Batman deduced that Professor Pyg was one who was responsible for the serial killings, where Alfred warned Batman to proceed with caution regarding Pyg as even by Gotham standards, he's unstable; and second, when visiting the confinement cell after completing his Gotham's Most Wanted Mission, yet before encountering Scarecrow, where a Joker hallucination commented that Pyg was "sicker than [Joker] and Harley's honeymoon tapes."
- Pyg appears to have a God complex, believing he has the right to create anything he wants from whatever he can get his hands on.
- Pyg seems to think his mother is still watching him, and going yell at him for not being good enough; this hallucination may be what partially drives his insanity.
- Pyg was similar to the Dollmaker from DC Comics, where a deranged doll-maker altered kidnapped victims to make their bodies perfect.
- The opera music that played near Professor Pyg and his victims and the way that Pyg sung along to the opera could be a reference to the opera Pygmalion, which, in turn, referenced his alias, Pyg.
- While he spoke, Pyg had a lisp that resulted in him making various porcine sounds that befitted his alias.
- In one of the audio tapes, Pyg called the cojoined triplets Siam, yet in the comics, his name was Kushti. Big Top and Phosphorus Rex were mentioned.
- Some local surveillance quotes indirectly mentioned Pyg as a "freak" who chained up dead bodies.
- Pyg's face seems to be stretched and pulled, with obvious creases on it, and his lips larger than normal, this implies Pyg could have had plastic surgery and possibly lip injections at some point in his life.
- Pyg is one of the most insane of Batman's rouge gallery he had faced, with numerous inmates trying to avoid contact with him, Batman himself being disgusted by him, Alfred Pennyworth warning Batman earlier that Pyg was unstable, even by Gotham criminal standards, and even an hallucination of the Joker, a man who was completely insane in his own right, saying that Pyg was sick.
- Oddly, in Joker's case, Joker felt that Professor Pyg's psychological instability even by Gotham's standards meant he should be free, as evidenced by a Joker hallucination promising to have him released due to thinking he doesn't belong there due to his madness.